Wednesday, 29 May 2013

Movie Moment: I Give It A Year


Dan Mazer’s I Give It A Year starts where other romcoms end. Main characters Josh (Rafe Spall) and Nat (Rose Byrne) get hitched in the opening scenes after a whirlwind seven-month romance. But, even before they say “I do”, the audience can already tell that the course of true love will not run smoothly for this mismatched pair. As the vicar chokes his way through the ceremony, Nat’s sister (Minnie Driver) whispers cattily to her husband “I give it a year”.

The producers of Love Actually and Bridget Jones  tried to inject a note of realism into the romcom genre, but somehow fail to hit the right note in this sometimes-funny, often-awkward offering.
Spall and Byrne play their parts well—he’s the socially awkward man-child with writer’s block, she’s the typically neurotic high-flyer who never has a hair out of place. But they are let down by a script that fails to make either of them particularly likeable. You find yourself not really caring what’s going to happen.
  
Their relationship is also utterly unbelievable, which detracts somewhat from the supposed concept of realism. Yes, they’re meant to be unsuited to one another other, but you can’t help feeling that the beautiful and elegant Nat would never have been caught dead speaking to sloppy goofball Josh.
As their first year of marriage progresses, it becomes clear that Josh’s charity-worker former flame Chloe (Anna Faris) is much better suited to his slapdash ways than the uptight Nat, while smooth-talking American millionaire Guy (Simon Baker) perfectly complements her polished looks and manners.

Usually-hilarious Faris is somewhat flat in this dowdy too-nice-for-her-own-good part, while Baker does manage to add some depth to the anti-hero love rival role.
Both protagonists want to call it quits on their ill-fated union but neither has the guts to admit they should give up. Cue visits to a wonderfully inappropriate marriage councillor, played to great comic effect by Peep Show’s Olivia Coleman.

The supporting characters are by far the best thing in the film. Driver delivers brilliantly as a bitter, disappointed wife, who fantasises about “ruining Bieber”, while Stephen Merchant sticks to his comfort zone as the cringeworthy best man from hell, whose Four Weddings And A Funeral-style speech is one of the more amusing moments in the movie. 

There are a few laugh-out loud scenes, including an awkward threesome and an incident where things go horribly awry with a digital photoframe. But these genuinely entertaining snippets are countered by far too many unrealistic moments that fail to have any effect.

There is also an element of crude tastelessness to most of the movie that seems solely designed to elicit a shock factor response from the audience, a-la Borat.

Sure, there are times where you’ll be left in stitches (perhaps despite yourself), but others where you’ll glance at your phone and wonder when it’s all going to be over. I Give It A Year manages to keep all of the clichés of a romcom, while removing most of the charm.